The Sweet Taste of Liberty
Okay so I'm haven't looked at the episode title yet. Even though I doubt it will be spoilery. I know it's written up above but that is is current me's future. Current me is past me now. Yeah.So, Mclaren's is Central Perk. Amirite?
Also I know Robyn's name is spelt Robin but the spelling Robyn looks much nicer. So I think she should be renamed okay
"Phone Five!" |
Oh man Barney is so clever with his woman-catching schemes. He's gonna pick up chicks by pretending to have just arrived at the airport from Japan in his role as a high flying businessman.
Ted is unimpressed. |
Lily feels left out as Robin is chatted up. |
Ted tries to chat someone up at the airport.
She's not very impressed. |
LOLOL Barney just manhandled Ted onto the floor right in front of attractive women (they think he fell though)
'Insert penis here' lolololol |
This show is the most ridiculous.
Ted and Barney are now catching the same plane as these women! I know it's women, but first throwing three parties for Robin and now this? These scenarios are so exaggerated yet somehow still perfectly believable
"Barney! Don't you get on that escalator. And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator."Oh man, Marshall, I share your not-want-to-study pain. In fact, I'm procrastinating to watch this show! (I'm even procrastinating breakfast)
"Hey, guess where I am? I'm on a, ready, plane, to ready, Philadelphia."
Oh Barney. |
"So where you from? Heaven?" |
The girls on the plane are visiting their boyfriends who might be going to propose. I did some quick Googling and the cheapest tickets from New York to Philadelphia right now are about NZD$180. If Barney's paying for both of them there and back that's like $700. And I'm assuming that tickets bought about 5 minutes before the plane leaves are going to be a bit more expensive. Quite a lot of money to spend on women I would have thought.
I don't know what a linebacker is but I assume it's someone who's really muscly? I hope Ted and Barney don't get beaten up, but it would kinda serve them right. I wonder what they're going to say if the girls ask them why Barney and Ted are en route to Philly.
Is it legal to drive while on your phone? It's not in New Zealand anymore. Lots of people still do it though.
Take your ring off, Lily! |
Lily is still sad but thinks if she takes her ring off guys will be all over her? Sadly I THINK NOT
She puts the ring in a really awkward, small pocket in the front of her woolen jacket thing? I will not at all be surprised if she loses it. Typical Lily.
"Flight attendants! They'll get your tray table in its full upright position."And now Barney and Ted have been arrested (?) by airport security! But why?
OH NO
They left their bags on the carousal and then bought a last-minute flight with cash to Philadelphia!
What a hilarious and unforeseeable consequence of their actions. How will they ever talk their way out of this one.
LOLOLOL |
Barney seems to think that the phrase 'International Business' means that people will automatically respect you and follow your orders. Poor Barney. But mostly poor Ted! Surely this is going on their criminal records? They'll probably be stalked by the CIA for life.
That is not even possible. |
Marshall is their lawyer this is great
Wait, what is Barney's job? How can he afford several hundred dollars in cash?? So many mysteries
Oh Lily. Why do you do this to me. |
"It's gonna be legen - wait for it - (and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is) - dairy."Marshall needs to use his indicators while driving. He is ticking the majority of driving-risk-factor boxes right now. At least he hasn't been drinking.
Lily pretty much begs a man to have sex with her using her eyes and then cruelly reveals that she is engaged.
He is disappoint. |
So Sasha's party involves watching TV with some of Sasha's male friends. Surely it's a least mildly unethical for Sasha, an airport security official, to invite two recently released from custody people over to her house?
Oh no, Marshall has called Lily but Robin has answered Lily's phone as Lily is still talking to gay guy. But Robin doesn't know that he's gay and thinks that Lily is chatting him up! How could hilarity not ensue from this situation
Marshall has a mild in-car breakdown this evening is not going well for any of our main cast members is it
Marshall and Lily have been together for 9 years, and Lily hasn't been single since high school. I guess that makes Marshall and Lily around 27 as well? I assume Robin and Barney are also around that age.
Of course Ted will give in and go and lick the Liberty Bell. "You're my best friend" usually works on people.
Ted hangs out with Barney for the stories. I like stories!
And the episode was called, 'The Sweet Taste of Liberty'. So it's both metaphorical and literal.
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