How I Met Your Mother - Season One, Episode Two

Purple Giraffe

I'm certain that there was no opening sequence last time! And here is my info that Robyn is a main character:

You don't get in the opening credits unless you're important!

I know Ted said that he was too close to the puzzle to see all the pieces (or something), but I still don't see how Robyn could become part of their friend group. OH MAN is this show the Friends of the 00's?? If it is I will never cry again

~Random Thought~ Has it been confirmed that Ted is the father of these 2030 children? Because otherwise maybe the father is Barney?!?!?!

New York is pretty

OMG Lily ran into Robyn somehow!! This plot is picking up to the max

Ted is still in love with her. I wonder if this plot will take several seasons to resolve?

How many glasses is Barney carrying in one hand!?!

Lily: making women look good at keeping secrets since 2005

Ted is casual

How come attractive woman who want casual don't hang around anywhere I go??

"I can't ask her out because if I ask her out I'm asking her out."

 Did you guys get high? 

This is so great.

I wanna have a party now! Why are exams so silly

Lily is horny.

Since I suppose deception is the whole premise of this show, all these sneaky camera angles kinda make sense. Did not expect Ted to be sitting on that couch.

Now Ted has run off to find Robyn after stalking her via the news. He's still creepy.

But little boy was looking for a purple giraffe!!!! Dare I say, 'Episode Title Drop'?

Urgh, Ted, there is a 10000% chance that you will stuff this up somehow. Just, don't be yourself.

LOLOL Ted is the hopelessest of all

"It's tonight. The party's tonight. This Friday. Did I say next Friday?"

Party Time!
Also, this is not HD those words are a lie

"Solid plan, my little friend."

"We're the same height."

Apparently the roof is the place to be? I am definitely getting a Friends vibe here.

I probably should stop taking screengrabs. But they're all so good!

Aww Robyn didn't show up :-(
FFS, Ted, answer your fucking phone

LOLOL i am literally snorting right now. I think Ted's lies will soon catch up with him. Maybe Marshall should go to the library to write his paper?

even more LOLOLOL Barney's girl has found him again. that's not supposed to happen.
i should stop saying lol but LOLOLOLOL


What's the quickest way to get rid of a girl you've just met?

"I think I'm in love with you."

Robyn didn't show up again. I don't like where this is going...
predictable yet somehow still hilarious

I need to think of a new word for 'lolol' but I was laughing so much that only squeaks came out. Robyn heard everything what will the consequences be omj

Oh no, Robyn is with Carlos. This does remind me of Friends, I have to say. Ted + Robyn the new Ross + Rachel? Lily can be Phoebe, Barney Joey, Marshall Chandler? That seems to work.

A mysterious flashback montage scene involving the aforementioned purple giraffe

Why is Robyn not blowing her rape whistle, even I'm not as creepy as Ted's being right now

Aww, at least she let him down gently

WELL FINAL-FUCKING-LY

If he'd done this at the beginning, none of this would have happened.

WAIT

TED

YOU DICK

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS SHOW MY MIND I CAN'T HANDLE

he is so a jackass, Robyn. don't make excuses for him.

"Hey, Robyn, you only have to be lonely and have no friends for a few more months, okay?!?!"

Friends.

YAY Robyn is hilarious and I'm enjoying this story now. But will there be an end-of episode plot twist like last time?

Urgh, I don't think he's over Robyn yet. Still, only 62 episodes until the season 3 finale! In which Barney is hit by a bus, apparently. (highlight to reveal spoiler. if you dare.)